A few days back , me and my roomie had a realisation. After listening to the nth. remix of Himesh Reshamiya, we realised that he is the messiah, the true leader of the down-trodden souls like us, who will rescue us from the mindless music of Bollywood music directors like Kishore Kumar, Mohd. Rafi, Bappi lahiri,........A.R.rehman,........Anu Malik(no--not him, he is only a biological version of a Photocopier).
We realised that we had become members of the cult of 'The Himesh' .Membership to the cult is only through the ardous route of realisation ---the realisation that He is the messaih and on judgement day, 'The Himesh' will come in his true self(with a cap, a beard, a microphone and a sad look adorning his face) and seperate us believers from the others, and he will take us to his sacred kingdom, where there will be TVs all around, all showing the same channel---'etc' and always showing songs of 'The Himesh',but, till judgement day, we followers will have to pray--and the only form of prayer is to get up everyday in the morning and sing 'ooooooooo..............huzoooooooorrrr.....'.
Since, membership to the cult can be obtained only through self-realization, so 'others' should not come to know of 'the cult of The Himesh',otherwise,'others' will start persecuting the true believers. Incase, anyone not belonging to the cult, comes to know about it then he/she should be tortured and killed--how? , by making them listen to the songs of 'The Himesh'.You see, the songs of'The Himesh' are divinity to the ears of the believers and torture to the 'Others'.
Now that you also know about 'the cult of The Himesh' and you are not a believer,so, you must be tortured and killed.Just wait,seven working days fom now(Saturday's are also working), you will get a call. When you pick up the phone, thw voice will say'ooooooo....huzzzoooorrrr...' and you would know that the end is nearing.
We realised that we had become members of the cult of 'The Himesh' .Membership to the cult is only through the ardous route of realisation ---the realisation that He is the messaih and on judgement day, 'The Himesh' will come in his true self(with a cap, a beard, a microphone and a sad look adorning his face) and seperate us believers from the others, and he will take us to his sacred kingdom, where there will be TVs all around, all showing the same channel---'etc' and always showing songs of 'The Himesh',but, till judgement day, we followers will have to pray--and the only form of prayer is to get up everyday in the morning and sing 'ooooooooo..............huzoooooooorrrr.....'.
Since, membership to the cult can be obtained only through self-realization, so 'others' should not come to know of 'the cult of The Himesh',otherwise,'others' will start persecuting the true believers. Incase, anyone not belonging to the cult, comes to know about it then he/she should be tortured and killed--how? , by making them listen to the songs of 'The Himesh'.You see, the songs of'The Himesh' are divinity to the ears of the believers and torture to the 'Others'.
Now that you also know about 'the cult of The Himesh' and you are not a believer,so, you must be tortured and killed.Just wait,seven working days fom now(Saturday's are also working), you will get a call. When you pick up the phone, thw voice will say'ooooooo....huzzzoooorrrr...' and you would know that the end is nearing.
2 comments:
Heyy that was goood.....sarcastic to the core:)...
One of my colleagues imitates this guy soo well.....he makes a howling noise which dogs make at night and i swear it sounds exactly like himesh reshammiya singing:)
hey Himesh came in one of my dreamz and told that the end is nearing, theres going to be peace after the upheavel lets hope The Himesh come to our rescue..
Oooooooooooohuzzzzzoooooor
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