why did Dilbert cross the road

We all have heard about chickens crossing roads(here in Hyderabad--U can also see cows and Buffaloes crossing roads---I am serious) ,maybe, its time we started thinking , why did Dilbert cross the road??

1. Because that would help the sales dept. in getting 4 more victims(read Clients/Customers)
2. Because it was part of a team-building exercise(proposed by none other that the pointy-haired boss himself)
   
3. Because Dilbert saw a fellow software engineer(a female ofcourse :-) )
4. To join the rival company
5. To start his own company
6. To join the start-up started by Catbert.
   
7. Because crossing roads is another form of stress reliever--just like pressing soft balls and putting your legs over your head and sitting in pain for 10 mins--actually thats called yoga :-)
   
8. Crossing the road was one of the change requests that the client had given.
9. To commit suicide, because, coding in hell would be better that coding in his office(software engineers don't go to heaven and software engineers can't do anything except coding)
10. Beacuse crossing roads was in his yearly goal sheet
    
11. Because the grass is always greener on the other side
12. Because, the new framework being adopted in the project , suggested clear demarcation between different components.So, he had to cross the road and go to a different building , where a different component was being developed.
13. To straighten his tie.
14. Because he couldn't order a cigarette over the net.